Dear Dicks,
My thoughts on International Women’s Day at the end of a rough week.
We wouldn’t need #IWD if it weren’t for men. Not all men. Just the Dicks & believe me some of you are total Dicks. So we celebrate today. Yeah!

Today a self-important man went off on me and viciously attacked me verbally via email for my use of levity in male sexual health education. Said I was laughing at his penis an attack on his manhood! Dick with nothing to do. No wonder.

I must remember that my value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see my worth or appreciate my style.

So tonight I am binging on inner critic podcasts and traveling down Loserville Lane In my head.

Like women verbally abused by men, today I had to remind myself…

I did a dick a huge favour and he thinks he screwed up, so he blamed me then lied about it. Thank you! What a great #IWD2019 and great man. #Not

Reminder: No good deed goes unpunished.

Enough about me. How about the men in Congress who control women’s reproductive rights, like birth control & abortion. Abortion is the only legislated health care issue. Bunch of Dicks.

Or men like the cab driver who raped a woman in my sleepy small town & served no jail time. None. Dick On Steroids. He’s probably not going to re-offend. #Sarcasm

How about the Saudi app that men use to grant or deny a woman permission to travel. Trap Dicks.

Or the men who mutilate women’s genitals. Or kill women in the name of honour. Dastardly Dicks.

Or those men who abuse women emotionally, financially or physically? Triple dicks.

Then there’s Child brides. Child….Brides. Just think about that for a second.
Access to education, child care and health care. It’s different for girls and women. Gender inequality. Pay inequities. Need I say more?

Oh yeah, the men with too little or too much ego. The little Dicks.
Thank you to all you different Dicks for International Women’s Day. It’s awesome.

Maureen McGrath

Maureen McGrath

Host of the CKNW Sunday Night Health Show on Corus Radio. As a leading women's health expert and Registered Nurse, I understand the importance that sexual, vaginal, bladder and bowel health has on overall health and relationships.

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